Firstly, I'd thank God, for he has not made a land slide fall on my head, a tsunami wash me down, a tiger eat me up, made Mt. Everest fall on me, or not to have destined me to be born under the Statue Of Liberty which would have made be pale and as flat as a mattress.
Secondly, I would thank my friends who dared to view my blog (By wasting their time which instead they could have eaten 1.4244584 kg of burgers and drank 1485.00047 ml of coke along with 7.3563963 pieces of french fries and later could have passed away all their study time in the rest room) and comment on the posts.
My greatest apologies to those who have been affected by the contents of this blog. Though I did not intentionally mean to hurt you(Since I already did I don't repent) or your psychological feelings (which actually are not even worth a penny) and would have made you end up in a state of depression and could have made you suicide(at least an attempt) failed in your attempt and get kicked by you dads with a force of 12.43509 N and a slap from your mom with a force of 16.36995 N and causing a loss of 14.83294 l of ink wastage (for your photo,name and this article to have come in all the news papers!) If your suicide attempt was a successful I pray that your souls Rests In peace and I request you to speard a word about this blog in heaven or hell.
